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Free SEO Roast That Shows What Is Holding Your Site Back

This is not a feel-good SEO report. It is a direct breakdown of what is killing your rankings and what to fix first.

Warning: Your feelings may never recover from this roast, but you'll definitely learn a lot.

What This SEO Roast Does

This SEO Roast runs a blunt, AI-powered audit on the exact page you enter. Instead of dumping raw data, it highlights the biggest issues first and gives you clear direction on what to fix.

Technical Breakdown

A ruthless analysis of your page's technical setup and performance bottlenecks.

Backlink Reality Check

A quick read on your backlink strength, gaps, and where you're losing to competitors.

Content Cluster Ideas

Actionable topic ideas to help you build topical authority around that page.

Why use this tool?

It's blunt and direct

We don't hide issues. It looks at technical setup, backlink signals, and content structure to show what is actually holding that page back.

Prioritized Action Plan

Instead of just data, you get clear direction on what to fix and what to build next to improve rankings.

What the SEO Roast Checks

When you run an SEO Roast, the AI analyzes:

Technical SEO signals

Page structure, indexing issues, metadata, internal links, and other on-page technical problems that affect rankings.

Backlink profile

The strength, relevance, and gaps in backlinks pointing to the page and domain.

Topical authority opportunities

Content cluster ideas and supporting pages you should create to strengthen authority and improve rankings over time.

Programmatic SEO Potential

Identifying data-driven content patterns and scalable page opportunities to capture massive long-tail traffic.

This keeps the output focused on impact, not noise.

Frequently Asked Questions

Common questions about this free tool

Is the SEO Roast really free?

How accurate is this SEO Roast?

Does this replace a full SEO audit?

Can I use this SEO Roast on any website?

Want a Step-by-Step Plan to Fix Your SEO?

The SEO Roast shows what is broken. If you want a step-by-step plan with clear priorities, fixes, and traffic opportunities, that is exactly what our SEO Roadmap is for.

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